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SLYTHERIN
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Tiny baby murder friends
Entschuldigen Sie, aber ihre Zähne sind in meinem Hals.
ALFRED AND HERBERT FAKE DATING (TO MAKE SARAH JEALOUS OR SOMETHING WHICH WILL NEVER WORK BUT IT WAS ALFRED'S PLAN AND HERBERT CANNOT REFUSE HIM) AND JUST THE GENERAL TROPEY THINGS HAPPEN I LOVE FAKE DATING I AM TRASH BUT FAKE DATING ALFRED AND HERBERT IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM *SCREAMS*

TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU AU
SARAH AS ALFRED’S LITTLE SISTER WHO PAYS HERBERT TO DATE ALFRED
AKA THE GUY WHO HAD A CRUSH ON HER BROTHER FOREVER WHOOPS
ALL THE TROPES
ALL OF THEM

answered 2 hours ago @ 21 Oct 2014 with 1 note
vampirefairyestelle:

Backstage by ‘Le Bal des Vampires’

vampirefairyestelle:

Backstage by ‘Le Bal des Vampires’

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chipotlazy:

never underestimate the power of a low quality webcam to make you look good in a selfie

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Anonymous purred:
Alfred finally realises he is in love with Herbert, but sadly Herbert is dating someone else. He doesn't want to disturb their relationship and doesn't say anything. He doesn't know that Herbert is dating that guy to get over Alfred, because he thinks that Alfred will never love him. Neither of them ever realise the truth.

Rude
Also fake-a-date guy is the complete opposite of Alfred, and of course Alfred will think that Herbert wouldn’t want someone like him. And all the time fake-a-date guy just knows. Everyone knows. Except Alfred, who seems oblivious to the point that they think he’s either blind or faking it. Fake-a-date guy keeps flirting with him, even. Herbert is a jealous mess while still looking perfect.

answered 3 hours ago @ 21 Oct 2014 with 1 note
gallifreyishome:

shesthekingofnewyork:

seru-na-tebe:

jack-bakarat:

aditzybrunette:

effervescentforever:

mydetheturk:

poco-loki:

nah, he ran into her knife

he ran into her knife ten times

HE HAD IT COMING

HE ONLY HAS HIMSELF TO BLAME

IF YOU’D HAVE BEEN THERE

IF YOU HAD SEEN IT

I BET THAT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME

i cannot stress enough how much i love this post  

gallifreyishome:

shesthekingofnewyork:

seru-na-tebe:

jack-bakarat:

aditzybrunette:

effervescentforever:

mydetheturk:

poco-loki:

nah, he ran into her knife

he ran into her knife ten times

HE HAD IT COMING

HE ONLY HAS HIMSELF TO BLAME

IF YOU’D HAVE BEEN THERE

IF YOU HAD SEEN IT

I BET THAT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME

i cannot stress enough how much i love this post  

reblogged 4 hours ago @ 21 Oct 2014 with 376,285 notes via/source

fairytalemood:

"Secret Bloom" by Natalie Shau

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Anonymous purred:
If a vampire gives a blowjob, does he keep sucking till he gets blood? if so what does he do when they come seamen? I need to know for some research I'm doing. Thanks

carpenoctem-vampirology:

REMIND ME TO NEVER HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH YOU.

If a vampire is sucking so hard that blood comes from the penis, I assure you, there will be no ejaculation. Just lots of screaming. 

answered 4 hours ago @ 21 Oct 2014 with 22 notes via/source
wormwoodandhoney:

girls helping evil: city vampire girl gang

(…we are to be powerful, beautiful, and without regret. - Interview with a Vampire)

(they were all turned at different times, but they all found their way to the city. this city, the city that calls to the broken and devious like a beacon. maybe they do feed on the blood of innocents and not-so-innocents alike, but they protect each other with a devotion seen only in the truly loving. they choose who they love, who they guard, who they lead away from the sunlight and into the embracing neon lights of the city at night - beauty like their own, they understand, that has been made by others, but shines on its own, brighter than anything natural.)

wormwoodandhoney:

girls helping evil: city vampire girl gang

(…we are to be powerful, beautiful, and without regret. - Interview with a Vampire)

(they were all turned at different times, but they all found their way to the city. this city, the city that calls to the broken and devious like a beacon. maybe they do feed on the blood of innocents and not-so-innocents alike, but they protect each other with a devotion seen only in the truly loving. they choose who they love, who they guard, who they lead away from the sunlight and into the embracing neon lights of the city at night - beauty like their own, they understand, that has been made by others, but shines on its own, brighter than anything natural.)

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notlvl18 purred:
omg imagine herbert finding lush bath bombs and gets a glittery star one that turns the bath all purple-y and glittery and later that day herbert is ENTIRELY glitter and there is glitter everywhere and alfred is just like 'herbert... what happened........'

so much glitter omg
later that day Sarah asks how Alfred got so much glitter on himself “I mean you’d expect that from Herbert, but you?” And Alfred turns pink and mumbles “there was an accident”

answered 16 hours ago @ 21 Oct 2014 with 4 notes

transkaidan:

do u ever have that one female character who u like that could literally beat u up and you’d say thanks

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ghostlyherbert you and lvl need to stop hurting us damnitweirdasspoison YES FOREVER AND ALWAYS

ghostlyherbert you and lvl need to stop hurting us damnit
weirdasspoison YES FOREVER AND ALWAYS

posted 16 hours ago @ 21 Oct 2014 with 2 notes
oldbookillustrations:

Sharp thorns stretched and climbed up above the roofs.
Friedrich Wegener, from Dornröschen (Sleeping Beauty), by The Brothers Grimm, Berlin, 1901.
(Source: archive.org)

oldbookillustrations:

Sharp thorns stretched and climbed up above the roofs.

Friedrich Wegener, from Dornröschen (Sleeping Beauty), by The Brothers Grimm, Berlin, 1901.

(Source: archive.org)

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felizce asked: favorite lucy

coleen sexton

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realterezipyrope:

person: u should like more colours

me: image

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Anonymous purred:
au where alfred didn't survive the turn and died in the woods. herbert goes looking for him the next night.

But why would you do this
Why would you hurt me like this
They couldn’t really do anything with his body though? The cemetry’s full of vampires, the wolves are already waiting. He would have died alone and the only ones attending his funeral would be the monsters he tried to save his killer from.

answered 1 day ago @ 20 Oct 2014 with 2 notes