TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU AU
SARAH AS ALFRED’S LITTLE SISTER WHO PAYS HERBERT TO DATE ALFRED
AKA THE GUY WHO HAD A CRUSH ON HER BROTHER FOREVER WHOOPS
ALL THE TROPES
ALL OF THEM
Also fake-a-date guy is the complete opposite of Alfred, and of course Alfred will think that Herbert wouldn’t want someone like him. And all the time fake-a-date guy just knows. Everyone knows. Except Alfred, who seems oblivious to the point that they think he’s either blind or faking it. Fake-a-date guy keeps flirting with him, even. Herbert is a jealous mess while still looking perfect.
nah, he ran into her knife
he ran into her knife ten times
HE HAD IT COMING
HE ONLY HAS HIMSELF TO BLAME
IF YOU’D HAVE BEEN THERE
IF YOU HAD SEEN IT
I BET THAT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME
i cannot stress enough how much i love this post
REMIND ME TO NEVER HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH YOU.
If a vampire is sucking so hard that blood comes from the penis, I assure you, there will be no ejaculation. Just lots of screaming.
girls helping evil: city vampire girl gang
(…we are to be powerful, beautiful, and without regret. - Interview with a Vampire)
(they were all turned at different times, but they all found their way to the city. this city, the city that calls to the broken and devious like a beacon. maybe they do feed on the blood of innocents and not-so-innocents alike, but they protect each other with a devotion seen only in the truly loving. they choose who they love, who they guard, who they lead away from the sunlight and into the embracing neon lights of the city at night - beauty like their own, they understand, that has been made by others, but shines on its own, brighter than anything natural.)
so much glitter omg
later that day Sarah asks how Alfred got so much glitter on himself “I mean you’d expect that from Herbert, but you?” And Alfred turns pink and mumbles “there was an accident”
But why would you do this
Why would you hurt me like this
They couldn’t really do anything with his body though? The cemetry’s full of vampires, the wolves are already waiting. He would have died alone and the only ones attending his funeral would be the monsters he tried to save his killer from.